God didn’t ask for her permission when He crawled inside her belly to search for food. God has been hungry for a while, ever since the last sacrifice some odd millennia ago. She walked uncomfortably, pregnant with the divine, stretching out her stretchiest pants, wearing baggier and baggier shirts to conceal what was happening within. After one especially loud grumble, He finally emerged, as lightning emerges from a thundercloud, delayed and overlit. She shielded her eyes. He had broken His own Sabbath, so she felt it was fine to make Him dinner. In the kitchen, she asked God what He wanted, in the same voice she asks every man. And He, like every man, said, Whatever.
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious.
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet
That actually sounds like a good idea at this point
Karma Repair Kit
Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”
wow this just broke my heart a little bit
I love how Marvel’s answer was to just kill off Peter Parker in the Ultimates universe and make a black/latino kid Spider-Man instead. Like, you wanna play this shit? ok, we will play this shit. And he has the best best friend ever. EVER in the history of comics.
Deep Sea Hermit Crabs (Pylopagurus discoidalis), family Paguridae, This species has never before been photographed alive. Seen here ocupying tusk shellls, and riding a sea cucumber.
Learn more about the study of these creatures: NMNH
[Photo courtesy of Barry Brown]
2-1/2 to 3 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons sugar
1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (8 ounces) sour cream
1/4 cup water
2 tablespoons butter
Put the butter, the sour cream and water in a small saucepan and heat, but do not cook. Cool to tepid then add the remaining ingredients. Put in a kneader. If thick add more water.
Let it rise double and cut into 16 equal parts.
Baking tray lined with baking paper and cut the ears with scissors.
Then, the eyes can be put, such as pepper grains.
Bake at 375° for about 10 minutes or until golden brown.
I literally just screamed “OH MY GOD”
Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)
okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.
has anyone listened to this?
it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.
this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.
i really love her deconstructed songs like wow theyre really beautiful
This is a seriously beautiful song. I’ve never heard the original, and now I don’t want to because it won’t sound like this.
lol what are you people talking about, this song was already beautiful
I really like the original but this also goes well with Farscape
idk how people can’t perceive this in the original dance song but it is in fact pretty
idk what the $ has to do with it
i still find the refrain of this song disturbing regardless of how pretty it sounds tho